if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head
— shydeiac (via saintofsass)
when you want to transfer your photos from your phone to laptop and you see all the selfies you made….
nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off